MILFaction

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

by Pen10 July 4, 2021

Milburt

Funny Tweets, funny videos, and a direct descendant of the Putnam family(G.P. Putnam's Sons). Milburt is a revival of the Satanic Rockefeller bloodline. First appearing in 2011, Milburt has been on a steady rise ever since.

Player 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Milburt?
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...

by A. Weishaupt September 30, 2012

milf weed

Marijuana grown by Nancy on the show Weeds. Name was given to Nancy's marijuna by Snoop Dogg, who also wrote a rap called Milf Weed for the show.

I wants some of that Milf Weed!!

by feraldo November 1, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Milf

Is an acronoym:

Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.

Can also stand for man I love fishing.

I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.

Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.

My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.

by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011