puta mierda

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"

Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.

by doromeu October 10, 2013

mailer-demon

An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.

Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?

Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.

by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010

Maler

A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.

Johnny is such a maler since he’s always fucking a bunch of different dudes in the booty.

by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020

miereneuker

Ant fucker.
Dutch insult for someone who:
- Pays too much attention to details
- Is always ignored
- Has a little penis

by Oli September 4, 2003

milarguesa

larguesa - penis, but when you say mi larguesa , obviously it is yours..

if said "quieres milarguesa" .. you are asking someone if they want your penis..

it can be easily confused as milanesa, which is food...

a funny joke to play on others

by E. Dubb January 5, 2010

malery

Malery is a gorgeous name for a gorgeous person. She is the best friend you could ever have. She will make you laugh when times are tough, and always knows just what to say. Malerys will always be there for you to the end of time. Times with malery are always the best. She is amazing and all around beautiful inside and out. Malerys have a sassy side but they always come around. They love you to the end and if you meet a malery and you become friends, you better be damn grateful because you'll never find anyone better than them. You know you've found yourself a keeper

Guy 1: Damn, who is that??
Guy2: Her? Oh that's Malery!! Isn't she hot?
Guy 1: Oh yeah 100%

by Personoftheearth... September 18, 2017

Mieraf

She is a very nice girl. She is really kind and pretty. People think she is so funny but she is just brutally honest. She will make you drop dead with all her roasts. She is not scared of anyone and will do anything for her friends. LITERALLY ANYTHING. She is scared of dogs. She will never lie to you about advice. She is very wise. She can sometimes get to drama but tries her hardest to get out of it. She moves on from boys every 2 seconds. She is smart but does not have common sense. A mieraf is normally really fun to be around.

I want a friend like Mieraf.

by Mikaylaa December 15, 2019