midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

by paid talker p October 17, 2009

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Midgeslut

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha

Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"

by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011

Midgetcody syndrome

Meaning your a midget for life

Victoria diagnosed cody with midgetcody syndrome

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006