midgetian

Of or pertaining to midgets.

Not to be confused with a magician, a midget's shin.

See midgets holding carrots

Oscar: I'm gonna kick some midget shin!
Fred: I'm gonna be a magician!
Henry: My midget is midgetian. He lives in Midgetia and eats Midgeberries.

by Salty3-1 August 24, 2005

Midgetitude

A person who is short and has an attitude about their shortness.
Also, someone who gets very annoyed or angry when calling them short
Giving someone attitude over their shortness

That chick just had a midgetitude freak, just because this dude said 'Hey Shortie' to her.

by Some chick552 January 17, 2011

midgetitcher

kevin who itches midgets

i saw midgetitcher at the mall today itching a midget

by bananna March 11, 2005

midgeticious

of or related to a dwarf, elf, gnome of other small personage

I am midgeticious

by Gabe November 2, 2003

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

Midgetidis

The syndrome of being super short and having a crap ton of y’all friends that calm you a midget

Zackery has Midgetidis and is made fun of for it.

by Litman2014 October 4, 2022

Midgetarian

n. A lifestyle associated with owning or desiring tiny objects

"People driving smart cars while using IPOD nanos tend to exhibit the lifestyle of midgetarians."

by windar July 13, 2009