Ur sister is a mister

An insult meaning that your sister is actually a transgender man. This insult is so rare it has only been said by 4 people and was buried in the Egyptian pyramids to never see the light of day.

Guy: ur mum gay
You take out a golden box
Guy: Holy fuck hold on man I was just joking please don’t do this
You: Ur sister is a MISTER
World explodes

by RegimeoftheGalactic March 14, 2018

hey mister

A phrase used when you're a loli vampire mistress who wants to have a sex with a Japanese mister

hey mister, do you want to have sex?

by deb00 November 21, 2018

Mister Fantasmo

A commentator for his own Modern Warfare 2 gameplay on youtube. He is as funny as shit and refers to his viewers and fans as 'his nuggets.' He plays free-for-all and is famous for his 'killstreakless' nuke videos.

Mister Fantasmo-"Whats up my nuggets! Mister Fantasmo here."

by xhaphanus July 2, 2010

Mister

Calling someone Mister or Mr in text or convo is a way of flirting or showing flirtation towards them in a playful way.

Hey Mister, what are you doing tonight?

This is a very flirtatious statement.

by Truth setter April 22, 2018

mister rogers

someone who keeps it good in the hood

mister rogers is my pimp

by futuramafan March 7, 2008

Mister Burke

Possibly the most badass but also fucked up character in the Fallout universe. He tells your character to blow up the town of Megaton for a large sum of bottlecaps. He is a very evil man but does wear a finely tailored suit and a fitting hat.

Also he has his own house in Megaton but prefers to hang in his pad at Tenpenny Tower.

Mister Burke tempted me with a large sum of caps to blow up Megaton but I respectfully declined, and proceeded to shoot his head off with a hunting rifle and taking his fine clothes to wear for myself.

by Palfdalfs Finest Cuttings August 14, 2012

Mitter

A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

by The Swolestar February 20, 2023