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by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004

Microsoftie

A very small understimulated clitoris.

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

by B. Lee September 12, 2004

Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

microsoftifying

the act of making a perfect game really shitty by adding pointless features which affect no one but the 8 year olds on there moms computers

"Hey dude, Gotta go microsoftifying!"
"Fuck you!"

by xrochy November 19, 2020

microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

by gill_bates August 3, 2021

microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025