Microsheep

(n) 1. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product after being influenced by hype. 2. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product without first doing some research on the product they are about to buy.

1) My friend bought a suXbox 360 just to have downloadable content, but now that Microsheep is paying to use his own bandwidth to play games online and cannot watch high-definition movies.

2) Mostly everyone I know kept Windows XP but there are still a few Microsheep that insist on its dumbed-down incompatible version, Windows Vista, to be the best operating system.

by Cleszczak December 24, 2008

Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

by Gill Bates October 16, 2003

microfibrichalosinophobia

A completely fake word to be used when one wants to humiliate a pantomath .

Student: “Sir, do you know the meaning of microfibrichalosinophobia”

Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”

by Lillyyyyyyy November 6, 2018

Microfiche

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.

1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."

by TabGuy February 25, 2010

microship

A sexual or emotional relationship that normally lasts less than a week. It could last a little longer but two weeks maximum. booty fling relationship short sweet

I've had 4 microships with women in the past 2 months.

by Slap Bass May 21, 2016

microshit fanboy

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

microvision

the act of seeing things at a distance but seeing them in super detail as if they were up close. the most common way of achieving thing is doing shrooms and seeing everything in bold and in super high detail making it look interesting

whoaaa dude look at those trees over there they look so detailed.. man chris, im seeing microvision!!

by i luv to splooge April 22, 2008