micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".

Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...

by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012

microbus

A gawdawful combination of Beetle engine stuffed in the back of a long narrow minivan. Loved by hippies and surfers because they were cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, and could haul a lot of crap. A well-tuned microbus is dog-slow and a complete hazard to take onto a highway.

That POS microbus is rolling PC for posession. Let's take a look.

by By Jove August 5, 2006

microwangus

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

Micronesia

This country in the Pacific Ocean is well know to be the greatest economy as of 2022 surpassing the USA in march it is also home to more than three people

I am going to visit Micronesia tomorrow

by Gerard lecorde July 30, 2022

Micronesian Hotpot

When you go to the toilet in a busy place like an airport terminal or office building and need to use a toilet that’s been shat in dozens of times within a short space of time. The seat is warm but the smell is foul.

Term originated from the remote islands of Micronesia where tribes had a single toilet for a large village. The hot tropical climate and meat orientated diet exacerbated the stench.

Man, what an average start to the week...

Micronesian Hotpot in cubicle one and the now the boss is on my back again.

by Royal Jules August 31, 2022

micronaut

a male human with a small penis who is completely unaware or unable to accept his diminuitive size and believes he can "conquer the universe" of women

Susan: I slept with Peter last night.

Friend: Oh yeah, how was he? He seems like THE MAN about town. Does he have big one?

Susan: OMG! No, he is such a micronaut. You wouldn't even know based on how he thinks he can get women.

by freshfields April 1, 2010

microindustry

n. a way of producing items and selling goods which is from the home and accessible to the public as either handi-crafts or value-enhanced natural resources

n. pulling off a living in a small way through local commodity

n. homeboy networks that service the community as both for-profit and not-for-profit ventures

She's workin the shit microindustry style and bringin money in hand over fist...

Local government has found it profitable to support microindustry as opposed to providing corporate welfare for larger corporations to relocate into their areas.

There's enough microindustrial stuff goin on around here that we can now create our own Saturday markets and barter.

by thee radical eclectic, at your service May 11, 2008