michael phelps 

The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.

"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."

michael phelps by pumpitUP67 October 9, 2008

Michael Phelps  

1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.

1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.

Michael Phelps by Chas A October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps 

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.

Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.

Michael Phelps by azzayan October 9, 2008

michael phelps 

To smoke weed

Dude last night i pulled a michael phelps. I was flying high

michael phelps by Flunky February 28, 2009

Michael Phelps 

The male equivalent of "butter face."

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps 

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps 

The fucking King of the Ocean.

Swimmer 1) "I bet I can swim faster than Phelps!"

Guy 2) Fuck you, Michael Phelps will poo on you.

Michael Phelps by MyMedicine October 14, 2008