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Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.
I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.
by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018
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methadone

a potent opioid based narcotic used to treat moderate to severe pain;not to be injected,however,used to treat people who are withdrawing from other narcotics(Heroin,Dilaudid,Percocet ect...)
Stans doctor prescribed him Methadone when all other options had failed to control his Pain.

Martha checked into the Methasdone clinic to wean herself off of Heroin.
by brimoose09 October 16, 2005
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Methadone Baby

A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.
It wasn't a contest, but no one would admit to dropping the methadone baby at rehab.
by twidgetfitch August 5, 2008
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methadone

A synthetic opiate intended to replace opiate based prescriptions or street drugs, so that an individual can be slowly weaned off and avoid withdrawal symptoms.
Often used as a fix between fixes. Its not uncommon for an addict to be on methadone and still using they're drug of choice.
The doctor put me on methadone because I'm having trouble getting of my meds for my back.

I don't have any cash until my pogey comes in, so I'm going to go get my methadone drink.
by -30- May 16, 2005
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Methadone

An opiate that blocks the high from drugs like heroin. You'll still feel something but you will not feel that same high and you will not need more.

Metadone does not give the user a high but rather a "glow". That same fuzzy feeling without the rush. Although, mixed with xanax methadone can be deadly (in high doses) and can cause a heroin like high. Which is one reason methadone has gotten a lot of negative publicity and has been deverted to the streets.

Many Drs. are opting to put pain patients on methadone to get out of pricey lawsuits from oxycontin.

Used in place of Rx drug addiction and heroin.

An addict can get methadone for free by going on BHL or welfare, by checking into a clinic. Most clinic have waiting list but will take on as many as a few 1000 patients at one time. It is all given to addicts more discretely through a medical doctor.

Has become very popular with chronic pain patients.

Negative side effects: 1/2 month withdrawal, sweating, and loss of libido.

Not a short term answer for addiction.
I was addicted for 3 years and got my life back through methadone.
by L0VE September 28, 2008
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methylphenidater

methylphenidater

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate

b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
by Sexydimma May 24, 2014
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methelope

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.
"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."
by Sexi Texi April 27, 2007
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