methtraterrestrial

An extremely high deep fried out the gate cunt up for days on the rark going hard burning glass cooking shardz puffing grams of magic dragon singeing vessel's sizzling Nazi sugar tweeking twisted as sleep deprived zombie looking bug eyed p headed space cadet fritter tweeker who says shit like "i'm a frying saucer frilot smoking kryptonite meth pipes full of ice inside my unidentifried frying object i'm the cracktain call me cracktain crackhead the intergalactic kraken space Heisenberg supplying the whole entire universe with blue moon meth selling bags at unworldly price's"

i'm not human,i'm a methtraterrestrial

by Abowlth Frittler November 20, 2018

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

meisterbate

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.

Rick meisterbates every day.

by tessa March 28, 2003

methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025