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mess hall

Where soldiers and military personnel eat their meals.
Let's meet in the mess hall after the Bob Hope USO show. I prefer the mess hall any day to k rations.
by needtoknowbasis November 23, 2013
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messy female

Someone who has the want to stir up drama, so they feel the need to go around spreading rumors and lies just to create mess. they are willing to put friendships on the line, just to start shit. they will spread your business around and lie to your face about it
That messy female teresita coleman told my business about me and my boyfriend, so i kicked her ass!
by bre.the.don November 20, 2009
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don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
by EverPino1D January 16, 2016
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C-Mess

Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.
"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"

Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
by Des ;) June 11, 2008
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Messy Pod

A messy ass podcast (see title) that relies on segments and alcohol to pull them through. Hosted by a gay, black, award winning YouTuber named Mac and a Jersey hunk who stuck bread up his ass on live TV named Mike. Warning: the podcast is very messy and very gay.
Have you listened to Messy Pod on Spotify?
Lmao yeah, it's really messy.
Yeah, but it's hilarious.
by dannyisntalive January 27, 2021
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Rare Mess

Russel: Hey you heard that new tune by Rare Mess?

Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...
by Adrian Jacobs October 25, 2010
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Wiggy Mess

On a weird one, a Wiggy Mess will both behave suspicious and incoherently.
e.g.

Sean Did you see Alex the other night?!
James Yeh I saw the Wiggy Mess!
by Mc Sniper October 13, 2013
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