messershit

Early jet-propelled aircraft built by the ass nazi forces.

"During World War II, German engineers developed some of the world's first jet fighters. Among these was the messershit ME-262."

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

messr

Originally derived from 'Messrs', the formal way to address two or more 'Misters' in a concise fashion, Messr is now a derogatory term for people who resonate arrogance or give the impression that they are conceited. The Messr should come before the name of the subject or in place of a description.

'Messr David, you pompous arrogant son of a-'
'You're such a Messr.'

by Jordan Petts October 3, 2005

Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.

I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.

by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016

messessary

getting far too wasted in an attempt to get over something (break up, bad week at work...)

you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.

"i spent £100 last night at the bar and got so wasted that this morning i can't find one of my shoes or my hobile. and i think i done sick on the carpet."

"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."

by fb.jh October 23, 2009

messerschmitt

The messerschmitt was the german primary fighter of WW2. It was rubbish compared to the RAF Spitfire.
R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...

"The Spitfire outclassed the German Messerschmitt"

by Peter Pilot April 27, 2006

messMS

the words used when someone screws around or annoys you by using SMS
pronounced MESS-EM-ESS

"Fuck, Todd won't stop messMSing me about his party tomorrow"

by Cooper Pooper Scooper October 20, 2008

messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.

I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!

by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010