mercel

Mercel is a fun loving kind of person who makes friends very easily because of her personality. She will stick to usually to one thing and make it a trait if hers. She will always have a smile on her face and she will make you have a smile on your face.

Sometimes she can get to attached but she will always try and defeat her flaws. She believes everyone is beautiful in their own way. Mercel is the best person she can be. She enjoys the best way to life.

Boy:"That girl really likes basketball, who is she

Girl:"That's Mercel"

by Mercel November 26, 2013

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.

by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Marsela

She is very passionate and will do anything for her family, friends & one that is in a relationship with her. She is a good influence and bad. She treats people the way they treat her. If you ever find a marsela or meet a marsela if you're related or in a relationship with marsela well you're a lucky person, she is so rare that many others will try to take her away from each other and even fight for her,she is thicc and skinny and very beautiful she is perfect and she is easily attracted to anybody with humor, respectful, kind, she doesn't care what you are or look like, your age or height or weight she will always love you for you. If you come across a marsela be sure to never let her leave your side, keep her!!

Marsela is my soulmate.

I'll never find no one like Marsela.

Marsela is the best.

by Bill thireds April 17, 2019

Roy D. Mercer

A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.

My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?

by SirJigglesAlot June 6, 2011

armchair mercenary

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

Mere Fucker

french way of saying mother fucker

im gonna be french today, mother fucker.

"bonjour mere fucker"

by Udder-cow-moo January 5, 2012