Mercedes-Benz 

Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler

My Mercedes-Benz is better than your stupid Mitsubishi

Mercedes-Benz by slimebaww March 26, 2017

Mercedes-Benz 

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.

Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari

Mercedes-Benz by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006

Mercedes-Benz 

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

Mercedes-Benz by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004

mercedes-benz 

A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).

mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....

mercedes-benz by Ripan February 15, 2006

Mercedes-Benz 

A sexual act done by three men and one girl,the girl lying on her side.Each of the three men then inserts their penis into each one of her holes(anal-oral-vaginal combo) forming the star.They then hold hands completing the circle,and thus the Mercedes logo.This is what is commonly referred to Mercedes-Benzing.

The other night me and my two buddies gave this girl a Mercedes-Benz,she loved it.Her mom said she'd like one too.

Mercedes-Benz by GrandDukeKestutis August 5, 2022

Mercedes-Benz 

Black/ Silver, improved version of Force India or whatever the fuck it's called

r/formula1 will make you want to buy a Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

Mercedes-Benz 

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.

Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?

Mercedes-Benz by Big wood boat May 8, 2023