mantelope

A young man that gets stalked by a cougar. (or possibly a gay manther.)

Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"

by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009

Comfy Envelope

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.

I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener

by Shanks120y August 3, 2009

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

#EnvelopeGate

#EnvelopeGate occurs when the presenters receive a wrong envelope to announce the winner of a specific awards ceremony category.

An example of #EnvelopeGate: And the Oscar for the 2017 Academy Awards Best Picture category goes to... La La Land!!

by pokemonmaster17 February 27, 2017

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.

Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Soggy envelope

When someone cums in an envelope and sends it to you coz you can’t have sex in person

My girlfriends so great she sends me a soggy envelope everyday

by Rorytheracingcar7 November 9, 2019