The way a woman feels when its that time of the month. The only things which can help to lift her mood are lots of sympathy, copious amounts of chocolate and lots of cups of tea brought to her by her man.
Man: "babe do you want to go out tonight?"
Woman: "Get the **** out of my sight you ignorant idiot can't you see I'm feeling MENSTRUAL!"
Woman: "Get the **** out of my sight you ignorant idiot can't you see I'm feeling MENSTRUAL!"
by Tatyana99 January 4, 2009
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by DMIKEV August 27, 2009
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The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
by Real World February 8, 2008
Get the Menstrual Meltdown mug.A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
Get the Menstrually Retarded mug.The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
Get the PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome) mug.A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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guy: what’s menstruation like?
gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?
guy: uhhh yea...
gurl: yep that’s how it be.
gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?
guy: uhhh yea...
gurl: yep that’s how it be.
by gwn.y May 1, 2019
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