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mens tennis 

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
mens tennis by Mandog098 February 5, 2014

mens aid 

A strong orginization of independent men that will tolerate no fucking shit from any hoe bag
I dont need to listen to you you fat bitch, im a member of mens aid

mens rights movement 

A movement created by Attorneys in the US Family Court system to perpetuate the belief that men are being abused.

It's not based on reality.

The Movement is closely aligned with the appalling Parental Alienation defense - whereby an Abusive Spouse argues that the ONLY reason his children are refusing to be with him is that his wife convinced them to be afraid of their father.

Any reference to this Movement being credible should be immediately invalidated.
The Mens RIghts Movement does not exist except in the minds of lawyers who convince their abusive Male clients that they are the ones actually being abused.

Mens history month

Mens History month will be celebrated every may and December
Heard of “mens history month”
Yes best month of the whole year

Mens bits 

Colloquial term generally employed by vertically challenged French loving individuals to refer to a penis or phallus
Oh! I say! Those mens bits on that calendar look very nice
Mens bits by C Boy February 8, 2005

mens bikini briefs 

The underwear of men who like to feel like a woman. Aka "panties"
Dude, those mens bikini briefs look like panties