Menoclaus

(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007

menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.

Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.

by Fearnoid April 20, 2016

Menoclaws

When a bro starts developing a taste for White Claw Hard Seltzer

“Dude, I think Trey might have Menoclaws”
“No bro, I watched him shotgun a bud light an hour ago!”

by sakeizpro July 4, 2020

Creative Menopause

The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.

I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.

by pinball queen September 2, 2009

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

menopause

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006