mexosexual

A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overall be beautiful, BUT JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT. So they end up wearing "designer jeans" from Target, Dolce Gabbana glasses that say made in China, and having to pluck their own eyebrows. Terrible!

If they are lucky enough to be able to afford a few nice pieces of clothing, they wear that same damn outfit everyday!!

A mexosexual is that "Latin" guy you see walking down the street, with only 2 buttons done on his shirt exposing his bare chest, tight jeans, and that blinged out belt buckle. And don't forget the cowboy boots, because they can't afford the Gucci's.

by Ashley and Tony February 25, 2009

Melosexual

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde

Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!

by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018

Milosexual

Milosexual is a person who is attracted bisexuals ONLY!!

Bobby-“Hey what’s your sexuality?”
Paula-“Oh, I’m milosexual.”.

by Mi####il November 26, 2021

Moronsexual

Feeling attracted to a person resembling or acting in ways similar to FNaF antagonist William Afton

God William Afton is kinda hot

-What are you? Moronsexual?

by DFWB April 26, 2020

mensexual

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.

My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.

by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018

melosexual

some one is in love with people whose name is melissa stack

wow! im so melosexual right now for that melissa girl.

by rossay January 8, 2009

Moronsexual

Attracted to men but will fall for literally anyone who flirts with him.

Very easy to manipulate

"Have you seen Danny?"
"No, mans moronsexual and got taken by Wendy again"
"Oh okay lol, he's such a mess"

by anonymous April 5, 2021