Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.

Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.

*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”

by Bilingualofficechair February 17, 2023

Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

crop top melon head mexican child

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child

7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad

by aige June 10, 2021

mellon head

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs

that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head

by fred rek June 22, 2006

melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011