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melarkination 

When you cum on a black chess piece to make it white and put it up your rectum
I git bored and melarkination occurs
melarkination by Sean789072 May 3, 2017

Malarky Nuget Crunch 

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.
Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!
Malarky Nuget Crunch by lokijki January 26, 2008
Often used by Mr. Mark Landry
Malarky includes:
1)Drinking of alcoholic beverages
2)Smoking of Marijuana
3)Funny Business
4)Girls
5)Etc.
"Mike, No Malarky this time. I mean it!"- Mr. Mark Landry
Malarky by Sean Cavanaugh March 31, 2004
Bar in Newport Beach
We going to malarky's tonite?
Malarky by Jimmy Fandangle June 18, 2004
kickass sk8 team from arcata.
sage irie saktes for malarky because he is cool.
malarky by turd December 11, 2003

Melarkemist 

A rude person with an excessive use of scarcasmn who is oblivious to the dangerous things they do.
"Don't be a melarkemist, Jillian!"
Melarkemist by Asia Millan Georgiana November 27, 2019