mesexual

Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.

I hate everyone!! I just want to take my clothes off!! I must be mesexual...

by slayson October 1, 2010

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

by mootixguy October 10, 2008

Ehsexuality

Being attracted only to Canadians.

Ehsexuality.
"Hey, dude, are you straight, gay or bi?"
"Neither, I'm ehsexual!"

by LupoOfEpicness October 8, 2012

MECHISEXUAL

mechisexual- when a person is attracted to mechanical objects such as levers, pulleys, and computers

I am not bisexual, hetersexual, or homosexual, I am mechisexual and I am proud of it!

by squishycandy October 3, 2008

Monsexual

Attraction towards money.

Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.

by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021

Mapsexual

The sexuality used for sexual attraction of minors. This is often referred to as Pedophilia and is NOT valid or.. legal

Minor: I love life!
Person: let me touch you
Minor: dear god its a mapsexual

by AidenAnimates June 1, 2022

memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.

I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.

by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007