Beatus Meetus

An old phrase use to express the need of needing to masturbate which has now been replaced with the more common phrases like: Beat my meat , jack off and wank my dong

I'm sorry but I have the need to Beatus Meetus at the moment so I will return shortly

by Birubo March 31, 2021

Yeetus Meetus

when u don't know what to say
when ur bored
when ur confused

me: yeetus meetus

by alisoneatstomatoes December 20, 2021

BBC Meetup

its when a large group of lil critters meet up and slap each other with bbc

yo dude wanna do a bbc meetup later
yeah

by odhc February 3, 2025

Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland

I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.

by anonymous March 17, 2025

jabeetus my meetus

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out

Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching

by lebron jameees April 29, 2019

National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm

Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.

by TheBigTwinkie November 3, 2021

Meengpot, meenUgpot, meengpoT

Meengpot, meenUgpot, meengpoT

Meengpot, meenUgpot, meengpoT

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025