by tonzaboi87 December 2, 2019
Get the MEERI mug.Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009
Get the Meerkat Wank mug.Dave - "Hey Alex, why did the chicken cross the road?"
Alex - "Why?"
Dave - "Who gives a shit, all these chicken jokes are mehrrific anyway."
Alex - "Well said."
Alex - "Why?"
Dave - "Who gives a shit, all these chicken jokes are mehrrific anyway."
Alex - "Well said."
by jbm321 June 22, 2011
Get the Mehrrific mug.The amazingly talented and attractive bassist for Maryland-based pop/punk band All Time Low. Has a nose ring and several tattoos, and can be easily identified by his green sleeveless All Over It hoodie, which seems to be just about all he wears...
by yourstar November 20, 2007
Get the zack merrick mug.Did you do a “meerketflip” last weekend?
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
by Jan pieter vd willig September 26, 2023
Get the Meerketflip mug.Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.
"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012
Get the Papa Meerkat mug.a novice youtuber, a big flirt and a congress biscuit addict. Best defined as "Shyam Meera Meetha hai"
by Mrs_Raavan_ February 6, 2023
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