moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.

Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."

by kikispeedster May 22, 2010

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meaglethepotatoe

Even though this guy is a fucking midget being 5,5 he is still able to carry anyone in valorant even ZANITY, he is one of the smartest out of his friends yet still struggles to reach the top shelf, his brain may be big but he isn't, guess his genetics fucked him over as well as evolution. We are all superior to him in every other way except valorant and school, for example we can use tinder he can't. GG WP

meaglethepotatoe HOW CAN HE REACH THE DESK TO PLAY THE GAME

by void24creed October 27, 2020

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cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.

Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

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