a boy who wears patagonia, very preppy and loves to hang out with “the boys”. seems innocent but when you get to know him he’s different. loves trap rap and aspaires to be a rapper called “bleach god” as a joke with “the boys”. plays football on the bench. protective of and wants to please his girlfriend. very loyal and trusting. laughs at jokes even if they’re not funny, also repeats them to make sure everyone hears it but they just get annoyed. has very straight teeth and can’t be serious in a picture. y’all and thinn referred to as a green bean. hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahshshshshhshahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
girl #1: that guy seems so cool and is always with his guy friends.
girl #2: yeah that’s mcphearson!
boy #1: i really wish i was his friend
boy #2: nah we’re not cool enough.
boy #1: yeah you’re probably right.
girl #2: yeah that’s mcphearson!
boy #1: i really wish i was his friend
boy #2: nah we’re not cool enough.
boy #1: yeah you’re probably right.
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