McFucked

When you visit a fast food restaurant and they mess up your order. First coined when visiting a McDonald's.

I went though the drive though the other day and got McFucked when they forgot my special sauce on my Big Mac!

Dude, don't let them McFuck you, go back and tell the manager.

by E. Kuhnhausen October 5, 2006

McFucked

1.) how your stomach feels after eating fast food
2.) how your intestines feel right before getting rid of the fast food

Man, that super sized double McTrouble looked good on the menu, but now my stomach is McFucked!

by El_Americano December 11, 2009

McFuck

What you say at the drive through when they tell you they just stopped selling breakfast.

Hi I would like an egg Mcmuffin

sorry sir we stopped selling breakfast

GO MCFUCK YOURSELF!!!!

by Willywonka1991 March 2, 2009

McFucked

When you get fired from McDonald’s for getting caught doing drugs in the store restroom.

Person 1: Dude I got the weed, wanna come over today?
Person 2: Can’t I got totally McFucked yesterday, need to find a new job. Manager caught me snorting in the restroom.

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc September 10, 2018

McFuck

1. someone you fuck without emotional attachment.

2. a "fuck buddy" that only temporarily fills a void.

"I was going to call my ex-girlfriend and see if she wanted to hang out for a while, but I was feeling lazy so I just called up my McFuck and fucked her in the Chic-fil-a parking lot."

by oodunkin April 26, 2010

McFuck

An individual that truly has no soul. Often referred to as a zombie, squeaks like a little girl, complains continually, cries over frivolous activities, and frequently urinates the bed like a little girl afraid of the boogie man in her closet.

Often Referred to as the mythical character "Salad Fingers" because of this individuals insatiable liking of rusty spoons and collecting hair and fecal matter.

You're such a McFuck! Stop licking all the damn rusty spoons!

by Salad Fingery March 7, 2011

McFucking

The act of fucking a McDonalds double cheeseburger.

"Oh man, last night I was McFucking all night long."

by McSmexyLoven'It February 10, 2010