MBA
Master of Bringing Apocalypse
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MBA
Abbreviation for MacBook Air. Not intended to designing for Master of Business Administration students, but some of them use it.
MBA by Marevolution September 30, 2009
MBA-cest
The act of dating or fraternizing within ones academic MBA program, with other members of said program.
It is not recommended to partake in MBA-cest, as it can hinder ones relationships in the academic community.
MBA-cest by chickygirl February 10, 2009
MBA Brain
An expensive waste of an advanced college degree that obliterates any common sense you had may have had left causing you to make ridiculously irrational choices
I watched a dozen recent grads from the masters in business program fail to be able to divide a dinner check by twelve. It must be that damn MBA brain, those fools couldn't fight there way out of a paper bag.
MBA Brain by MBA LIVIN LIFE October 19, 2014
MBA math
A management cuck with a Master of Business Administration that doesn't understand what goes on in the trenches of their organization and makes stupid calculations by not consulting with the people beneath them.
Person A: They didn't buy enough seats for software XYZ, so people keep rotating off the authorized list. A seat costs $10/user/month, but no let's make them unproductive for $300/day.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.
MBA math by nsclkjfiosdu2348392 May 9, 2022
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo by P-Biddy December 22, 2018