Maytag Man

A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.

You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.

by chapinocano May 18, 2018

muddy maytag

when you take a poop in someones washer machine!

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!

by Retunda April 20, 2010

the maytag

putting a girls upper torso in the dryer and turning it on so the blades hit her in the head as you fuck her from behind

last nite i gave this bitch the maytag

by kcirevam88 March 17, 2009

matagape

To leer at an inebriated woman in a manner causing her to hit you.

This black eye will teach me not to matagape.

by waraw August 24, 2004

mantage

A montage consisting of manly, testosterony activities that only the grittiest, manly men can manage to cram into a series of clips.

Barats and Bereta really managed to compile quite a mantage, didn't they?

by anonymouswaffles December 7, 2007

maytal

A Jamaican word which means good things; pure and good.

Toots, of the famous Jamaican reggae band Toots and the Maytals, explains that "Maytal is a Jamaican word which means good things. It's like ital, it means the same thing — pure and good."

by daedalus42 March 2, 2006

Maytal Bun

a bun as high as the sky. Specifically worn by Maytal Lax.

OMG look its a maytal bun!

by shreksloveshrekislife April 13, 2019