Mayan

Mayan is known as a "son of love" in ancient Greek, Mayan acquire very helpful , kind and loving nature, they think thousands time before getting in relationship but after deciding they will never let you down. If any Mayan nature man is in your circle or relation then you are so lucky.

Mayan is known as "son of love" in ancient Greek.

Mayan by Little change November 24, 2021

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The only person I could ever ask to be my best friend. I love you - Kadryn

Person ; Who is mayan?
Me ; Shes my sister from another mister obvi

mayan by kadiebooboo February 17, 2022

mayán 

That bitch please don’t play with her

Don’t play with Mayán she is not one of them

mayán by Lukasss November 21, 2021

Mayan Beer Bong 

A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.

The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".

The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.

"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".

"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...

"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".

Mayan Beer Bong by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009

Mayan Fools Day 

12/21/12

They sure got us good

The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.

Mayan Fools Day by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012

Mayan Butt Plug

When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.

"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"

Mayan Butt Plug by The card says moops May 28, 2017

Mayan Milkshake 

Similar to the Sacajawean Smoothie, but with more of a Mexican flair. This sexual act involves the stuffing of a females mouth with typical Mayan foods such as corn, black beans, guacamole, salsa, red (or green) peppers, and other extemporaneous foods that are at your disposal. Once the mouth is properly stuffed, the male then places his erect genitalia inside said females mouth and "blends" the milkshake with his manhood.

Hey Liz, are you hungry for a Mayan Milkshake?

Mayan Milkshake by Marty Feinstein March 26, 2011