May 3

National suck the best dick ever day! The day the best person ever was born. This person is very lovable and funny, they are very considerate of others. They deserve some love so suck their dick!

Me: "Man, my boyfriend was born May 3rd"

Bob: "Oh boy, you're gonna have fun tonight ;)"

Me: "Oh yeah, I know!"

by Yellow Bird March 22, 2020

May 3

National send a dick pic do your crush day! They can’t get mad it’s May 3rd!

Crush: wtf did you just send me a picture of your enormous penis?

Boy: yes it’s okay tho it’s May 3!

by Texaslove4lyfe May 3, 2020

May 3

You get to kiss your friend or bf/gf on the hand

Toby: *kisses bfs hand*

Bf: why you do that?

Toby: it's may 3 and your my bf/friend

by WyattMyBeloved April 30, 2022

May 3

National give your friend named Jackson 20 dollars, flowers, and a kiss on the a**.

Person 1: Guys its may 3rd
Person 2: You know what that means!
Proceeds to give Jackson $20, flowers, and a kiss on the a**

by Jack jack 06 May 3, 2022

May 3

National give your gf a hug day

“It’s May 3 can I have a hug” “Sure”😘

by just_him May 2, 2022

May 3

National Karl appreciation day

Person 1:OMG I’m gonna paint my nails for may 3

Person 2:why
Person 1: it’s national Karl appreciation day
Person 2: oh ima do the same 😊

by anonymous April 28, 2021

May 3

National koala day and the best day out of 365 days in a year

When is the best animal day
Oh that’s may 3 national koala day

by Skr skr seals r cool May 3, 2021