Mackey

A snotty, unrealistic person that thinks his operating system (macintosh) is better than yours. Typically, mackeys are raised up thinking windows is a good operating system, then they get their hands on a mac and think their poop doesn't stink. They often make very homo-erotic statements about their desktop, webcams, and (or) virus invulnerability.

Synonyms: Homo, fago, poopo, dumb face, ass wipe, douche licker, poop smeller, mac fag, computer turd, turd turd, turd, turdey turd turd, and (or) poop turd.

Pronunciation: Mack-e

Example 1
Jake: Dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut up you freakin mackey.

Example 2
Jake: Dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of faggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut the fuck up you douche licking mackey.

Example 3
Jake: I like men and my anus is really loose from all the times I've thrusted my mac mouse up my anus. Also, macs don't get viruses.

Sean and Phil: God, that's such a mackey thing to say.

by Philliano July 25, 2010

mankey

A word used to describe something that is much worse than the word "disgusting" or "nasty"

"oh damn, that is soo mankey dude"

by G-Unit_1 August 13, 2006

mankey

The name of a white furry Pokemon with a snout.

I tried to capture a Mankey in my Pokeball, but it escaped!

by Richel Bilderbeek August 6, 2005

Markey

A very handsome guy who talks alot ,always smells amazing ,has a good fashion sense, who thinks and highly of himself and is a guru when it comes on to females

I want to be like Markey when i grow up.

by Ashley 01 August 1, 2018

mr. mackey

Mr. Mackey is the guidance couselor in the show South Park, M'kay. He always says M'kay, M'kay.

Mr. mackey- Drug are bad, M'kay.

by Mmk01 May 4, 2016

JB Mauney

Professional Bull Rider, 2x PBR World Champion, doesn't give two fucks on what you have to say

"That JB Mauney is one- rank son of a bitch."

by BillyTheBull January 29, 2021

Victoria Mackey

Victoria Mackey is a very sweet and kind girl. She treats everyone better than she treats herself (she needs to stop HACKIN like that.) and will always do whatever she can to help you! She’s very intelligent and comforting. You could always come to her after you’re having a bad day and you’ll almost immediately feel better! She always smells good and is a very elegant girl. She spends her time writing, singing, screaming, hacking and watching…stuff. She doesn’t have a lot (or maybe not any) self confidence and her mental health isn’t very good. I don’t think she tells a lot of people that but I can tell. Though she might not think so herself, she is a beautiful, amazing girl and you’d be very lucky to have her in your life!

“Victoria Mackey is the best girl in the world!”

by HACKIN.COM July 9, 2021