Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.

I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020

Mauried

verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.

Look at that, it seems that he just hit it and quit is, Lisa just got mauried!

by sabbathfan9 October 18, 2008

Mauried

To be killed on The Maury Show

News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"

by JWklj July 29, 2012

maurien

Maurien, the best dancer i know. Definitely a baddy.

Someone: Who’s that?
Me: That’s maurien, she a baddy!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

maurie

a person who is fucking teribel at math

im so stupid

yeah like maurie

facts

by anti-gaylord November 23, 2021

mauriea

Is the hottest and nicest person I know. She is always dressed to the nines and is loyal to her friends no matter what. Mauriea is the best person to talk to because she listens and respects you and your decisions no matter how stupid you sound.

"Oh wow, Mauriea is over there looking like a whole ass snack today!"

by Wowie zowie 1999 November 25, 2021

Maurie

A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.

"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"

by hippydeano January 29, 2022