Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

masternigga

The master of the niggas, usually the one who can poop out the most shitbricks in 5 minutes usually on tuesdays

Dude its tuesday im gonna apply for masternigga

by pighyboy June 21, 2023

your maternal lineage

Insult simular to "your mother" but more insulting because your not only insulting their mother, your instulting all their maternal lineage. (Thats their mum, grand mum, great-grand mum ect)

Father: "What subject did you score highest in school, son?"

Pretentious teen rebel: "Your maternal lineage."

by sami yamamoto June 25, 2005

maternal unit

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

masternormanbator

A guy who appears normal, once you get him talking, he can go on and on about his masturbation habits.

He's quite good at spinning bullshit stories to appear like a mackdaddy, especially on his blog that nobody reads but the truth is, he's just another masternormanbator.

by Anita Bang September 24, 2007

Maternimalize

1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"

2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother

Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!

Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*

Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid

by a beatboxer March 28, 2010

Maternimony

Marriage due to an accidental pregnancy; Marriage because the wife is pregnant.

Ron and Steph entered into a blissful state of maternimony just a couple weeks before the baby was due.

by Doodledude May 25, 2010