Matrumpy

A person who often caps on the gang

“ carlina and noletta are having an intense conversation”

Carlina: bruh i’m packing at least 11.3

Noletta: shut up bro don’t matrumpy me right now

by stumpy428 June 25, 2022

Loyola Marymount University

LMU is different from USC and UCLA. It's a quiet little university with palm trees around the courtyards between the buildings. Has the advantages that all schools near a big city have (theaters, museums). The small size of the student population makes the learning experience that much better. They have a great fitness center and great facilities overall. The film school is growing, and it's political science, business, and communications programs are all strong points. The students are friendly and the curriculum is great. Not to mention, the girls are very good looking.

Bro 1: Hey, I totally want to go to USC or UCLA!
Bro 2: But what about Loyola Marymount University?
Bro 3: Yeah I've heard of that place! The students are chill, the girls are hot, the facilities rock, the courses are awesome, the faculty are exceptional, and it's in LA!
Bro 1: That sounds so chill!

by Dr. Dre's Nephew February 13, 2009

Matryoshka Principle

When you're going out with some girl and come to find out her family has between 3-5 other similarly looking/shaped females of varying ages/height that you also want to be shagging.

BOY 1: "Dude, my new girl has a younger AND older sister that look just like her but even hotter! And her mom ain't too shabby, either."

BOY 2: "Yeah? That MILF I'm banging on the slide has three daughters that I'm planning to go all Matryoshka Principle on."

by modoklover March 4, 2010

marrymebuckybarnes

The coolest tikok account fan account with so many edits and a ton of cool mutuals

Hey Bro! Have you seen marrymebuckybarnes's edits?

"Yes man THOSE ROCK"

by buckybarnesstan May 30, 2021

marymount convent school

not to be confused with the other marymount, this is a catholic school in singapore for girls of all races and personalities bonded by the GRAPH PAPER UNIFORM.

daughters of marymount (marymount girls) are often smart and sassy and if they’re introverted at first it wont take long for them to open up to people.

marymount girls, after they graduuate, always remember this one phrase: once a marymount girl, always a marymount girl

“oh you’re from marymount convent school? hows life there???”
“trust me you dont wanna know how competitive it is. “

by Watermelon girl 🍉 February 12, 2022

Fu-matramony

to become married by a judge and 2 witnesess on FUBAR.

I now pronounce you Fuwife and fuhubby may you live forever in fu-matramony

by craftmagick January 11, 2009

matrimonial blindness

A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.

Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!

by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008