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jailbait mathematician 

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

Mathemagician 

One possessing superior mathematical skills.
You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.
Mathemagician by deecee802 September 22, 2011

mathematician 

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.
-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...
mathematician by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

methmatician 

Someone who is proficiant in the ways of doing meth, while doing math and magic tricks. A combination of meth, mathmatics, and magician. METHMATICIAN!!!!
Guy 1-Man that guy looks like he does nothing but meth, believes in magic, and is really good at math.

Guy 2-Yah bro he looks like a real methmatician!!!!!

Guy 1-So wuts Johnny doin these days? Is he still in college?

Guy 2-Na man he dropped out, hes now a methmatician!!!
methmatician by spermdoner220 September 1, 2012

mathemagician 

A person who by way of magic solves difficult mathematical problems.
"Boy Mr. Jargon, you sure are a great mathemagician."
mathemagician by ak7 November 16, 2006

Mathamagician 

People who are so good at math it's like magic.
Kk is such a mathamagician
Mathamagician by Kkshanks December 29, 2016