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Mathijsrock

A tiny rock that you will not see until the moment you fall over it, predominantly on a skateboard
Fuck that hurt! All these Mathijsrocks on the halfpipe are fucking annoying!
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.
Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary
Timmy: ‘the most legendary
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mathias

This is a name for a good guy that most people like.
Mathias is a cool guy.
by TANNER TROY May 26, 2009
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Mathias

Mathias is a man with a huge fucking penis (69 meters)
Guy 1: hey did you see Mathias in the locker room today
Guy 2: yes he’s penis was fucking huge
Guy 1: I know right
by TheVirginFucker September 16, 2019
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Mathis

A surname and forename for males, derived from the Hebrew word "mattityah" which means "gift of God".

People named Mathis are usually friendly, talented and helpful guys which keep their word but might also be a little lazy sometimes.

While the name is often used as surname it's (especially in Europe) a not uncommon forename as well.
Other variations of the name are Matthis, Mattis or Matthias.
Also the "City of Mathis" is a small town in Texas.
Johnny Mathis, popsinger
Mathis, Texas
by scova November 1, 2011
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Mathias

Mathias is such a champion
by Nadia0321 October 7, 2012
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Mathias

Who has the biggest dick?
*Everybody points at Mathias*
by mr7 August 24, 2019
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