Matson

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009

Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things

Wow this guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

pincho mategone

small ,mother fucker

Eddy Amato is a pincho mategone

by sam kotch October 14, 2003

Sana-matasond

Used to explain a situation of annoyance by a girlfriend or spouse.

My wife really annoyed me today. I feel totally sana-matasond

by Deepus Darkus July 24, 2019

Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

matheson

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.

by ladela October 24, 2009

Cassidy mattson

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that.

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that..Cassidy mattson

by kallabunga July 25, 2011