manchair

A chair conveniently available in some stores that sell fashionable female clothing. The chair allows the male partner of the female shopper to rest his aching legs while he tries not to answer such dangerous questions as: "Does this make me look fat?" and "Which one of these (ugly and bizarre items) looks best?".
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."

Woman: "Do you mind if I just try on a couple of things? It won't take a second."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."

by mahatmagrande September 22, 2008

Matching

When 2 people bring the same amount of marijuana together and smoke it together (equal amounts only and less than other person and your a bitch)

“ hey bro you trying to match “ “ we”re going to be matching later want to join? “

by The booty snatcher July 20, 2020

Matching Pfp

A matching profile is often used by e-couples or by pushy friends. It can be (and often is) cringy and/or annoying to other users. These users also usually have (if they're dating) their status/mood as "taken by generic person." And if they're on the younger side, most are 14-17 and i mean the 13 year olds, they either bitch or talk about their S/O.

e-dater: omg this matching pfp with my e-boyfriend so cutee </3

human: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares. your relationship wont work out god damn.

by entricide January 22, 2021

Beat Matching

When you be smacking the sirloin and the rhythm matches the porn that you're watching.

Uhhh, smack, Uhh, smack. Man as a pasty red head from Oslo that's so rejected. I feel an affinity and a similarity to Tyrell from L.A. in the hit feature "Tricky Nicky get Sticky Icky (with my 10 inch black cock)" Oh check it out, I'm beat matching and I didn't even realize it, where do I send fanmail?

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.

Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!

by GullibleZine January 10, 2007

matching numbers

When an american collectors car has the original engine, frame and gearbox. All stamped serial numers match.

Heard a Hemi Cuda was sold at Scottsdale for 1 million. But it was matching numbers.

by Leif Persson February 15, 2006

Matchanova

A person who juggles multiple online relationships, such as through Match.com or Plenty of Fish, simultaneously.

He just can't stop talking about all his matchdates; guess he thinks he's some kind of Matchanova.

by TravelG January 4, 2011