masturbate 

when one touches themselves on thier pussy or dick so that they reach a state of pleasure such as an orgasm.

pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!

i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!

every1 knows how to orgasm unless they're idiots so i'll just say how i do it.

first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate

i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)

then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.

so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny

masturbate by sexyhornygirl August 17, 2009

Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

Masturbatory Index File by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

masturbatory contingency 

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.

My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.

masturbatory contingency by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010

masturbator's cramp 

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

masturbator's cramp by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

masturbatathon 

n. to spend hours upon hours masturbating

"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."

masturbatathon by SelenaG October 28, 2007

masturbatology 

The science of masturbation.

I have a degree in masturbatology. It's a hands-on degree.

masturbatology by Omnipotent Overseer December 30, 2008

masturbaceous 

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

masturbaceous by netteach March 14, 2003