Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011

Masterlocked

A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.

Did you hear? Dave got masterlocked!

by udking420 June 28, 2020

masterfuckingbate

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

masterjackabate

an intense form of masterbating. make sure you have a llama handy.

Tyler: "what did you do this weekend?"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"

by sexualpredator696969696969love November 4, 2009

Masterwackit

To masturbate consecutively three or more times

Dude I definetly need to Masterwackit, she just left my house

by NickFrank July 26, 2010

Masturjack

To jack-off, fap or to masturbate.

I'm gonna masturjack to you're face!
I'm gonna masturjack all ova yo face!

by LEEstar March 15, 2011

masterjailbait

Jerking off to images or thoughts of a girl younger than 18 but hopefully older than 13.

Luke is on the internet masterjailbaiting.

by Joey999 October 15, 2008