maseta

A miser, a cheapo, someone who doesn't like to spend any money, stingy, frugal, tight-wad. Physically expressed by folding one arm up and hitting the palm of the other hand with the bent elbow.

"That guy is super maseta!"

by TitoInPuertoRico May 8, 2007

magenta dank

Top quality dank coverd with white crystals and magenta (purple) fibers

Incredibley good

That magenta dank got me stonned in like 2 hits outta my bong

by kartoon January 16, 2005

magenta pussy

When a girls vagina is not the normal pink color, but in fact, magenta

Josh just banged Maria and she had one nice magenta pussy.

by Bob Joshua May 31, 2016

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

Magenta

A domestic

Oh Magenta,my beloved sister, flesh of my flesh, delight of my life, forgive me you bitch.

by Mistress Columbia July 21, 2003

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004

Hentai Malentai

Someone who owns a weeaboo body pillow and faps to hentai vigorously.

"Hey look, its hentai malentai!"

Hentai Malentai

by BossatronicBoss December 9, 2016