4 definitions by Mistress Columbia

Rocky

ROCKY HORROR IS THE BEST!

A man who was made in just seven days with blond hair and a tan good for relievin' my....tension

Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
ROCKY!
....
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
ROCKY!
....
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
ROCKY!
....

by Mistress Columbia July 22, 2003

Magenta

A domestic

Oh Magenta,my beloved sister, flesh of my flesh, delight of my life, forgive me you bitch.

by Mistress Columbia July 22, 2003

Little Nell

The actress who PLAYED Columbia, the next best character to Frank.

It was great when it all began
I was a reguLAR Frankie Fan
but it was over when he had the plan
to start aworkin' on a muscle man
now the only thing that gives me hope
is my love of a certain dope
Rose Tints my world keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

by Mistress Columbia November 27, 2003

riff-raff

"Faithful Handyman"

Enjoys walks around the castle, harassing creations with fire, The Time Warp, and incest

Janet: You killed them!
Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!

by Mistress Columbia July 22, 2003