Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Maritza

A Maritza is a combination of spicy n sexy.She always has an attitude but that doesnt keep her from having friends. She never gives a fuck about anyone or anything. Once you lose her, you lost the worlds most amazing girl. Shes loyal and a keeper! If you have her dont lose her! She knows how to party and have fun no matter what. Definetely the hottest mamasita out there.

"Did you hear Maritza is going to saturdays party"
"Now I have a motivation to go"

by lilskinnydip June 13, 2018

Markita

Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.

That girl over there is a Markita.

by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

Maritza

An outgoing and engaging person with both strangers and friends.A Maritza can enjoy being with people and always tries to bring energy into any situation. They're fun and enthusiastic, sometimes in rare occasions quite serious. Maritzas are reliable. They sometimes plan and organize their life. They are a friendly and trusting person. They tend to help others, making those with needs first than themselves.

person 1: "Hey, did you hear how Melissa needed help with her project?"
person 2: "Yea! A Maritza helped her and it came out great."

by lillynessss00 July 28, 2009

Blinding the Marlin

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009

marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

marlian

A marlian is any real follower of the controversial Nigerian singer,Naira Marley.A marlian must love a controversial lifestyle,not giving a fu*k what anyone says about you.A marlian must have no mannaz!

James recently became a marlian.

by el roi December 7, 2019