Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Marlinbelter

A snooty gentleman in his 40s to late 70s often seen around the coastal Carolinas, specifically around the Wrightsville Beach, NC area. Noted for brightly colored polo shirts, khaki or fish related pants, Costa del Mar or Rayban polarized sunglasses on Croakies, and Sperries. The signature piece to his wardrobe is his belt with fish or flags. Must come from old money, and own a sportfishing yacht like a Jarrett Bay or other custom boat, and drive some sort of luxury car like a Maserati, or Range Rover. Typically seen drinking cocktails at all hours. Leathery, tan skin because he just got off his yacht. A marlinbelter's wife is always seen half wasted off cocktails, has never had to have a job because she married a marlinbelter, often seen carrying a little dog, and wearing a large sun hat. She also is overly tan and has had way to much plastic surgery.

Hey man, wanna hit up the Wrightsville Beach today?

No, dude, way too many stuck up Marlinbelters running around down there.

by Grunt Guy February 18, 2010

mailing it in

Slang for doing the least amount of work possible or slacking off.

Hes really been mailing it in lately, he hasnt finished any of his labs.

by Runki May 13, 2005

Blinding the Marlin

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009

Marsing

The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.

1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."

by Hong Long September 26, 2009

Marking Out

Getting really excited for something beyond logic or reason.

This is from an extension of the wrestling fan phrase and has grown into the modern lexicon. It usually comes from something you enjoyed in your childhood that you still enjoy into adulthood without logical reason.

"Dude, I totally am marking out for the RUSH concert"
"Man, when I saw Ozzy Osbourne... I started marking out"
"Theo Fleury is trying to make a come-back? I'm totally marking out dude!"

by Balls MFing Mahoney August 8, 2009