Jonny Markland

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.

J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved

by J7X January 18, 2008

Makelan

The name "Makelan" is usually given to Bolivion Squirrel Monkeys of the Hindu religion.

Ordinary Sentence: Dude, you're such a freaking monkey.
Real Sentence: Dude, you're such a freaking Makelan.

by Default Pseudonym March 26, 2018

Markella

Greek name referring to a terrorist with Palestinian nationality responsible for many terrorist attacks in Europe and the United States. Suspect for 9/11.

-Who do you think put the bomb in Glyfada today?
-It is definitely Markella!

by ksekourastos October 17, 2011

markland

sex pest, dog on heat, would mate with a gorilla if it was wearing lipstick...

saw a markland in the club last night, he was dancing with a complete swamp donkey

by his nemesis February 9, 2009

Markella

Perfect

Markella is perfect

by Markella August 5, 2022

Bharles Markerhander

Faggot that pretends that he is fucking Russian and posts Minecraft

Bharles Markerhander neggs a lot

by xd Snaggy November 12, 2018

Trickass Markesman ass Clucker!!

Lincoln

Lincoln the most retarded smart guy i know but he is still a Trickass Markesman ass Clucker!!"

by amadito88 May 10, 2011