Chocolate starfish margarita 

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

Chocolate starfish margarita by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017

Salty Margarita 

You cum in a girl's mouth, and follow it up with a shot of warm tequila. She must swallow it all.

Optional step if you like the girl: give her a twist of lime to finish it off.

Greg Feldman just gave that bitch a salty margarita!

Salty Margarita by NastyFuckk January 18, 2009

Sweaty Margarita 

The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.

When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!

Sweaty Margarita by Skorp April 16, 2009

shit-shelf Margarita 

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

shit-shelf Margarita by YAWA December 22, 2019

Salty Margarita 

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

Salty Margarita by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation

1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret by Katamy March 15, 2008

Rancho Santa Margarita 

home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.

Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita

Rancho Santa Margarita by RSMrebel March 20, 2011