Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.

Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.

by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011

marcolepsy

seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude

Dude! You're a marcoleptic!

As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.

by ocramcube February 3, 2010

marcodataco

A big fat guy who will rip of your jaw if approched. If you are a retard he will brake your legs and arms in a instant.

Oh no Marcodataco is gonna kill us.

by Marcodataco March 26, 2022

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.

I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.

by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022

marcodean

Kind,honest,smart,loving handsome,caring soul. He's always horny doe. Everyone wants a marcodean in there life, he'll give you anything you want. Let's not forget his parents are uptown. But he's a great boyfriend. They can be loud at times. He's very funny feeling done call a marcodean. He got a nice body 😩. If you find a marcodean keep her don't lose him...

Marcodean is so fine wonder if he'll want a girl like me.

Ha are you crazy Marcodean belong to a @kristin.

by Mandemcheesepatty April 28, 2022

Marcoed

Marcoed

to marco

>> verb

Used in card games when someone unnecessarily hands a Trump-Card to the next person
E.G. Durak

"Aww dude, you just marcoed him!"
"Hahah, get marcoed noob"

by Jaysweealbum May 1, 2019

maroderad bluck

When your body is so dumb hes not even finding his own fucking toe.

Du är allt en maroderad bluck.

by ElvisPangar May 15, 2019