Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 07, 2017

maraca

T_he best kid playing fortnite, will always win against noobs doing no scopes, he is better than tangzy at basically everything!!

X girl: OMG! is that maraca coming at you??
Y girl: yeah!! im glad he is a maraca!!

by MRC._05 March 19, 2018

National Maraca day

It's a good day to be a person holding a maraca.

It's National Maraca day

by T_SWIZZLE0649 November 01, 2021

Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake

Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.

by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019

Wet Maraca

When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure

thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.

by SantaaClaus August 04, 2024

the Maraca

While the male is bent over on all fours he tucks his Penis and Testical''s rearward between the legs so the package is hanging out behind, while the partner grabs the shaft and plays it like a Maraca.

She played the Maraca last night to the rhythm of the night.

by Sir Dr. Grant December 31, 2020